Tyler Speaks

Resignation

2009-04-05T23:34:00.000-07:00

You know what? I'll update when I manage to get this stuff scanned.

I meant this wednesday... or possibly friday

2009-03-31T01:29:00.000-07:00

I need to hook up my own computer to the scanner. Right now I can only use it through my sister's or my mom's so I never scan crap. T_T Here's a teaser though. And when I say teaser I mean I drew a picture of a pig that has broccoli on it's head.

Cheers. See you this... week.

WOAH

2009-03-26T03:34:00.000-07:00

I was just thinking and I think I decided that if I ever have enough comics/fans to make a book I'll call it "Tyler Enz and the Quest for Internet Fame".

Oh also update this friday. :D

Laziest Update Ever

2008-10-05T21:57:00.001-07:00

It is official.

Woah

2008-09-16T04:09:00.001-07:00

I don't know whether I should blame my absence on WoW or just being out of school but I think its a lot of both. I'm gonna start drawing again though. Status report on me:

I play warhammer 40k again.
I have a level 70 orc warrior.
I still look the same.
I haven't talked to anyone from school outside of my close friends since July.
I'm looking for a job.

More of the same.

Oops

2008-07-12T02:47:00.001-07:00

I do have comics but I can't use my scanner right now. I'm trying my hardest.

Oh also I play world of warcraft now.

Paint Comics

2008-07-02T02:33:00.000-07:00

Ok so I finally got off my ass and started drawing. I'm using a pencil which feels kind of nice but I don't know how well it will scan up.

In other news I'm changing up the update schedule. I will no longer be updating on monday wednesday and friday. I will be updating on all of those days plus any other ones I feel like! Usually the 'bonus' updates will be shorter.

The Phantom

2008-06-30T00:47:00.000-07:00

Woah dang I haven't been around for a while. Stuff to say.

I haven't been able to find my drawing pen for a while so at least one of the upcoming comics will be made in paint, possibly more. I've been meaning to just go out and get more pens but I've been busy. Forest, Joe, and I have been LANing games from the 90's for three days. We started with Diablo 2 and then me and Forrest moved on to Alpha Centauri.

Well anyway the comic will update as scheduled but the art is going to be a little weird for a little while.

Links

2008-06-24T19:13:00.001-07:00

I dont know what the hell happened but it almost works.

EDITED: Ok now it mostly works.

Slightly Paraphrased

2008-06-24T01:56:00.000-07:00

I'm thinking about renaming the site. The new title would be Slightly Paraphrased. It is a title that I think is just as good as Somewhat Heroic and much better than Tyler Comics.

Thoughts?

Fearless

2008-06-23T00:20:00.000-07:00

My black orcs have never passed a fear check. Never. Especially the time when they spent 5 rounds staring at a small unit of ghouls. The VC player was mean enough to just leave them there, knowing that they would never succeed.

OH YEAH the vampire was Joe.

EDIT: The archive works now. My next goal is a links section. Lets trade links.

Please?

Confidence in Your Troops

2008-06-19T22:17:00.000-07:00

The new comic is up. It shows that there must be some kind of structure to the orcish command in OAF! Gasp. New OAF comic on monday.

So uh... anybody downloaded the spore critter creator? I have messed around with it a little and created a few... abominations. And some cool stuff. Browse youtube for spore things, I dare you.

More silliness

2008-06-18T02:50:00.000-07:00

I swear that girl's mouth is always gaping open.

Yesterday somebody asked me whether these comics were really based on true events. I looked through the archive really quick before answering "well... the ones with orcs are only partly true." Which is true. I do not know any real orcs, and if I did they would probably eat me.

Friday's comic is another Orcs though. So is mondays! Then... more of my RL silliness.

EDIT: Hey I just added a spiffy new title finally I will probably clean that up.

Yes. It even announces the update schedule. Now you are not allowed to ask me.

So yeah the thing is

2008-06-17T23:20:00.000-07:00

My notebook is at Forrest's so I havn't really been diligent about drawing or uploading. I'll definitely have next weeks comic up, but then I have to start.. sigh... DRAWING AGAIN.

:P

Ahh, Kylee

2008-06-16T00:41:00.000-07:00

So many awkward conversations. Like this one! Joe was there too. He just started laughing.

Dick.

Its 100% required

2008-06-13T12:53:00.001-07:00

So yeah this comic has no title. OOPS. It is based on an actual hate for dwarfs though.

Ugh.

I played Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay last night, and it was awesome. Forrest does have this thing where he tries to win as the GM though. That is ungood. He tried to kill my character because I was too good at dodging. Luckily, I am amazing at dodging. :D

I wish I had a cannon that...

2008-06-12T15:03:00.000-07:00

Oddly enough this comes up a lot. Well anyway I graduated earlier this week and thats pretty cool. At the all night grad party I talked to some people who I haven't seen in a while/have never talked to. Its really awesome but sad too.

Also, I have nothing to do now. I've just been sitting at home all day staring at my facebook. Hah.

The Comic

I totally forgot

2008-06-07T15:36:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was my last day of high school as well as my birthday! I'm 18 now.

I also got my elf duskblade to level 3. :D

The greatest story ever told

2008-06-06T09:09:00.001-07:00

My stories are kinda hit or miss.

This one was a miss.

Wow I havn't been very good with this blogging thing

2008-06-05T09:26:00.000-07:00

Basically for one week my favorite activity was digging. I hate digging.

Social Reflexes

2008-05-29T22:01:00.000-07:00

Story of my life right there.

*sigh*

Orcs! Fire!

2008-05-28T09:33:00.000-07:00

These comics are so much fun to make. I have enough jokes from Kingdom Under fire and Warhammer to last a long time. The main problem is going to be introducing my characters. :p

Also, please please please leave comments if you come here. :(

Unconditional Surrender

2008-05-27T09:10:00.000-07:00

I am going to start making an entry for every comic, even if the page isn't working quite right.

I have nothing to say about the comic, but I have been working on futurewiki recently. For those not 'in the know' check that out here: http://futurewiki.wetpaint.com/
Maybe you can help me figure out what to do with it all. I'd like to create a roleplaying game out of it.

The buttons are gone

2008-05-24T09:02:00.001-07:00

Why are they gone? *grumble grumble grumble*

Wider... wider...

2008-05-23T09:39:00.000-07:00

Ok so like this is totally the new news thing for this comic. I do not know how to make it wider so that it is actually readable. Can someone help me?

First post

2008-04-15T11:27:00.001-07:00

Test post for a test comic.